Cast

MAIN CHARACTERS
 

MIZUKI SATO

Mizuki

HEIGHT: Negligable

FEARS: Bears

A small girl from a small town. Mizuki has the ability to copy any magic ability she's seen – something that would be too exhausting for anyone else. She's often disrespectful to others, but she's rarely treated with respect so that's not exactly surprising.

 

KING ZEBUGU GO

King Zebugu

HOBBIES: Collecting leaves

WHY: I dunno, maybe he likes watching them blow around in the wind?

King Zebugu is the monarch and sole ruler of the Giduli Kingdom (which is kind of how kingdoms work). He's a big eater. His ability to control air makes him a formidable foe.

 

CAHE VA-WUWA

Cahe

AGE: Probably

HOBBIES: Sword

Cahe went on an adventure with Mizuki and Pejiba, and his love for Pejiba unlocked the magic ability to shoot murder beams from his sword. Now, it's time for his greatest adventure yet – being a father.

 

PEJIBA VA-WUWA

Pejiba

LIKES: Her husband and child.

DISLIKES: Helplessness/paralysis/general inability to fight

A powerful crime fighter with the ability to shoot plasma attacks at her foes. Currently on maternity leave, but she'll be back to vigilante-ing sooner than you think!

 

 

SIDE CHARACTERS:

 

EKE ENETORO

Mr. Enetoro

LOVES: His daughter

ALSO LOVES: His store

Farms 'R' We has been in the Enetoro family for generations, and Eke is the latest owner of the store. Adopted Mizuki after her parents were mauled to death by bears. Or was it eaten by bears? It was a traumatic experience, don't get on her case if she misremembers some things.

 

PRINCESS ZAXATY GO

Zaxaty

OCCUPATION: Artist

HOBBIES: Governor

Zaxaty got an island as a birthday present one year. Overjoyed, she took her position as governor and ran with it, building a community of happy, artistically minded individuals (who are also lesbians). Also there's a bunch of farms around the island that Zaxaty doesn't pay much mind to.

 

GYNU LUDI

Gynu

MOUSTACHE: Absolutely

FASHION SENSE: Off the charts

A former Galaxy Knight and one of the Governors of the Sikode Plains, Gynu uses his fire-based powers to help those in need!

 

SUZIGU LUDI

Suzigu

HOBBIES: Laziness

NEN TYPE: Transmuter

Like her brother, she's a former Galaxy Knight and Governor of the Sikode Plains. She likes to use her shadow powers to help those in need, although not quite as many people as Gynu likes to help.

 

ANCESTRAL TREE

Ancestral Tree

HEIGHT: Obviously

WEIGHT: Look, YOU try weighing a living tree

Governor of the Fuhifo Forest region, and also a talking tree. Its advice is usually good, but it may not be inclined to give any to you.

 

GENERAL NIRAJI ZOFUHU a.k.a. ELECTRIC ZEBRA

Electric Zebra

DISLIKES: The military

ALSO DISLIKES: The government

Niraji Zofuhu is an anti-establishment rock musician who was appointed the general of the Giduli Royal Army. He reluctantly follows the king's orders, but still spends his nights playing in bars.

 

 

MINOR CHARACTERS:

 

ALLEYMAN

Alleyman

HOBBIES: Petty theft

ACCENT: You bet

Alleyman is the kind of guy who brings a knife to a gun fight. Or is it a gun to a knife fight? Either way, he's bringing them.

 

GREEN ARCHER a.k.a. DIAMIS ARTENE

Green Archer

FAVORITE ANIMATED SHOW: Archer

FAVORITE COLOR: Blue

The Green Archer is a petty boat-jacker. Her goal in life is to join a gang in Cunoze City, and stealing a literal boatload of cash was the best resume she could think of.

 

MISSUS BORGER

Missus Borger

FIRST NAME: Missus

LAST NAME: Borger

Missus Borger is a lady from Wasuze Village who likes burgers. Naturally, the end of the plague holds a special place in her heart.

 

KIY BORODO

Kiy Borodo

LIKES: Playing piano

DISLIKES: Having to bring her piano anywhere she wants to play it

Kiy works for her family's tailor shop. She used to date Mizuki, but dumped her because of her weird-shaped nose.

 

CHILL BRO aka GALASI FORASTE

Chill Bro

HEIGHT: 6'0"

AVERAGE BODY TEMPERATURE: 0° C

A gangster with the power to induce cold temperatures. He is the leader of the Giants- based out of the Large & Lanky Pants Superstore.

 

THUCOBAPE CAJYZHY

Thucobape

FAVORITE FOOD: Pie

FAVORITE PIE FLAVOR: Uncooked

In an open relationship with her girlfriend, Girepanu. Spends most of her time working on her poetry.

 

PRIVATE DRIVER

Private Driver

FAVORITE COLOR: Green? I guess?

FAVORITE FOOD: I don't know, Pizza?

I'm gonna be real with you for a second. I didn't put any thought into this character. He was randomly generated, only showed up alive in three panels, and only had one line of dialogue. So just let it go, ok?

 

FERRYMAN

Ferryman

BEARD: Well-kept

ACCENT: Faked. Plot twist of the century, huh?

The Ferryman is an immortal elder god. He existed long before the universe did. He is revealed to be the main villain at the end of Book- nah, I'm just messing with you. He's a guy who drives a boat. How 'bout them Jokes, huh?

 

HOLOCLONE

Holoclone

POLITICAL STANCES: Transparent

GUN: Dolphin-shaped

A Cunoze City Council member, and part of the Dolphins. He can create temporary clones of people with his magic. Don't get too attached to him.

 

CHIEF XOBULU HORAJUFA

Chief Horajufa

LIKES: Planes

HOBBIES: Also planes

The Chief of the Cunoze Police department, with the ability to control all model airplanes. After killing Pejiba's parents, he feels remorse and tries to- NAH, I'm just messing, he's still a jerk.

 

KINDERGARTENER a.k.a MATO ARTENE

Kindergartener

SCHOOL ENROLLED IN: None

HOW MESSED UP IS IT THAT SOME OF THESE GANGS EMPLOY ACTUAL CHILDREN: Very

A six-year-old child who works for the Steelers (a gang focused on steel, naturally). Her ability lets her reflect any insult back at her opponents, which isn't actually that strong once you know about it.

 

KNIFE MAN

Knife Man

LOVES: His children, and by "children" I mean "knives"

MELEE COMBAT RATING: ★★★★★

A member of the Broncos with the ability to beat anyone using his knives, assuming his opponent is also holding a knife. Only sharpened knives count, and they have to be no more than a foot or less than four inches in length. It's not the easiest ability to use.

 

CUFABA KUZIRUDU

Cufaba

HAIR COLOR: Blue/Red

EARS: More than average

A cashier at Tupetoto's Restaurant. A proud food service employee who appreciates his customers, even if his boss doesn't agree.

 

ASH LOGGINS

Ash Loggins

LIKES: Electric Zebra's music

EVIL EX NUMBER: 3

Ash works on his family's wheat farm, and is one of Mizuki's exes. Dumped Mizuki because of her thighs. His veganism grants him access to incredible powers.

 

TESS MOWHO

Tess Mowho

LIKES: Drama

DISLIKES: Having to do work

Tess is employed by Mowho Events, which plans weddings and community theater. Dated Mizuki for a day on a dare.

 

LODU REJAFI

Lodu

EYE COLOR: None

SPEARS: Yes

A low-level soldier for the Giduli Royal Army. He always plays things by the books, but he often isn't particularly competent.

 

LORD QIJEVO RO

Lord Qijevo Ro

LIKES: Numbers, statistics, giving advice
 
DISLIKES: Having his advice ignored
 
Lord Ro is King Zebugu's royal advisor. You'd think Zebugu would listen to his advice more, but apparently not. Lord Ro is also a member of the Galaxy Knights, though it's unclear how a number muncher like him got in.
 
 

PRIVATE SEKO & PRIVATE YURITI

Private Seko & Private Yuriti

HOBBIES: Standing outside a door
 
THEN IT'S A GOOD THING THEIR JOB INVOLVES STANDING OUTSIDE A DOOR, HUH?: Yup
 
Private Seko and Private Yuriti are security guards for King Zebugu's castle. They are often partnered up in their duties, which is pretty convenient given that they're partnered outside of their duties.
 
 

REJIDI SOBYGU

Rejidi Sobygu

DISLIKES: People, life, joy, the universe
 
LIKES: N/A
 
Rejidi is the royal wizard of the Giduli Kingdom, charged with carrying out magical research. He's also a Galaxy Knight, and used to be King Zebugu's royal tutor. His speciality seems to be space manipulation, though given that he's a magic researcher, he may have many other tricks up his sleeves.

 

WHETE SOWADER

Mrs. Sowader

LIKES: Extreme couponing

DISLIKES: Regular couponing

Matriarch of the Sowader wheat farm. Her granddaughter, Seade Sowader, is one of Mizuki's exes.

 

COLONEL THARI

Colonel Thari

MORTAL ENEMY: Electric Zebra

AND GUESS WHO HER BOSS IS: . . .

You'd be annoyed too if you spent years of your life working your way up the ranks, only to be outranked by some random dude the king met. Also, she hates this newfangled rock music stuff, preferring swing and smooth jazz.

 

DYNIM THAZHOLY

Dynim

LIKES: Dressing up in nice clothes

ALSO LIKES: No clothes at all

Spent nearly a year as a clothing model for Zaxaty after coming to Doveca City. Quit her job to spend more time with her then-girlfriend, Kerano.

 

KERANO THAZHOLY

Kerano

HOBBIES: Dioramas

DISLIKES: Every second where she's not within arm's reach of her wife.

A concert violinist. It's a high paying job (particularly in this town), but she isn't a fan of the time she has to spend away from Dynim.

 

QYTU TUPETOTO

Tupetoto

DISLIKES: Most things, really

LIKES: Arguments

Owner and head chef at Tupetoto's Restaurant. Inventor of the famous Toto Sandwich, which is a pepperoni pizza topped with calimari on rye bread. Good and good for you!

 

PRIVATE TUUE

Private Tuue

CATS OR DOGS: Cats

NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT HE WAS A GIRL: Like, a surprising number.

Tuue is in the Musket Artisan League division of the Giduli Royal Army. He has the ability to predict the path of any bullet- with the disadvantage that his opponents can see his prediction, and act accordingly.

 

PRIVATE UON

Private Uon

FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK AUTHOR: Dr. Seuss

HOW MAD ARE YOU NOW THAT YOU JUST REALIZED UON AND TUUE ARE REFERENCES TO THING ONE AND THING TWO FROM THE CAT IN THE HAT: Eh, not much.

Uon is in the Musket Artisan League division of the Giduli Royal Army, and is partnered up with Private Tuue. They may seem like best friends, but they rarely hang out outside of work.

 

GIREPANU UWHESHOL

Girepanu

OCCUPATION: Tour guide

SKILLS: Can bake a pie, like, really quickly. Don't ask how.

An expert on all of Zaxaty's work. Is in an open relationship with her girlfriend, Thucobape.

 

ZEBRA "ZUZU" VA-WUWA

Zebra "Zuzu" Va-Wuwa

LIKES: I dunno, she's a baby?

DISLIKES: Probably being hungry, being too cold or too hot, etc.

Zuzu was born less than a week after Cahe and Pejiba met. Don't worry too much about it.

 

ZIFOMI VIYVOTHA

Zifomi

LIKES: Skateboarding

WHILE WEARING ROLLER SKATES?: Yes

Zifomi is a resident of Doveca City. She's never visited Zaxaty herself, but she's looking forward to getting a commission someday (there's a bit of a waiting list).

 

CLERK WAITER

Clerk Waiter

IS THAT HIS ACTUAL NAME: Yes.

SO DID HE ONLY APPLY TO JOBS THAT SHARED A TITLE WITH HIS NAME: He applied to lots of jobs, but sharing a name with the job title certainly helped in the interviews.

Clerk Waiter is both a clerk at le Hotel and a waiter at Neon Star. Hey, the cost of living ain't cheap.

 

LETABOYA WCDAVID

Letaboya WcDavid

HEIGHT: Tall for his age

TOY PLANES: Big for his height

Letaboya is a little boy. His older brother, Kravid WcDavid, is the heir to WcDavid's Fried Chicken restaurant, and also one of Mizuki's exes.

 

SAHANE WILONA

Sahane Wilona

LIKES: Animals

ALSO LIKES: Jumping jacks

Sahane works for Friendz First Veterinary Clinic, mostly taking care of farm animals. Sahane is Mizuki's shortest-lived partner - he dated Mizuki for only three minutes before kicking her out of his house.

 

 

STARSTUFF STORIES:

 

GLOBE CARRIER aka ATALIS MONS

Globe Carrier

MUSCLES: Yes

ENDS UP MARRYING: Who's available? Eh, let's just say Joli.

Atalis is a bank robber with a heart of gold. Loves his dog. Has the power to redirect magic around his shoulders.

 

ZEPIWA CUDERAFI

Mrs. Cuderafi

IS SHE STILL ON THAT ONE ASSIGNMENT: Yes.

ALLERGIES: Apples.

Mrs. Cuderafi is a teacher at Mantor Beach Elementary School. She's a bit ditsy, and has trouble with time management, but she's incredible at acting under pressure.

 

CYBERSTRUCTION

Cyberstruction

WHY DOESN'T HE MAKE HIMSELF NEW LEGS: His ability doesn't work on himself.

SO HE'S SEEN GREEN ARCHER NAKED, RIGHT? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT: I'm sure he looks away from his computer whenever someone's changing.

Cyberstruction is a member of the Packers. His cybernetic pets help guard the gang's turf, and the smaller ones are used to infiltrate other gangs' turfs. He also fixes up his teammates when they lose body parts, which is surprisingly often.

 

SILENT BUT DEADLY aka DAMO LISEN

Silent But Deadly

NAME: Funny

LIKES: Chaos

Damo has the magic ability to extract a purple string from his fingers. By placing the string in a loop on the ground and pressing a switch, all sound energy inside the loop is converted to heat energy.

 

CATTLE DRIVER aka POLY HENARI

Cattle Driver

STAND NAME: 「Big Railroad Blues」

STAND MASTER: Poly Henari. It's right there. This isn't hard, folks.

Poly is a former and current murderer, and a member of the Giants gang. Her magic creates a blue ox that places railroad tracks, which move anything standing on them like a conveyor belt.

 

EDWARDIA

Edwardia

KNITTING ABILITY: C-, at best.

FEARS: Responsibility. This was stated directly. Did you even read the story?

Edwardia is another member of the Packers - working as the gang's tailor. She's the only one allowed to stab the boss with a needle... I assume.

 

GREENGROCER aka JOLI GREANE

Greengrocer

LIKES: Murder

DISLIKES: Capitalism

Joli is a tall woman with the ability to create vegetable seeds, then grow those seeds at will. Generally a good strategist and keeps cool under pressure.

 

ORANUS LUDI

Oranus Ludi

FAVORITE CHILD: Favorite what?

DON'T YOU NEED TO PAY RENT EVENTUALLY: Hmph.

Gynu and Suzigu's neglectful father. He quit his job after his wife died. Before the twins left to join the Galaxy Knights, he just sat around and did nothing all day, leaving them to fend for themselves (after the twins left, he died of kidney failure).

 

MASTER aka YANA PEROCUSIN

Master

CLASS: Support

RESPECT FROM COLLEAGUES: Ha ha none

Yana is the creator of the Taskforce G program. His magic places a spectral drummer on a target. He can choose between two beats – one which heals his target, and one which boosts physical and magical strength.

 

NOT-SLIP aka DIDE VURST

Dide Vurst

HIS QUIRK?: Blue-Ball Adhesive!

FIRST NAME PRONUNCIATION: Like “died”, yes

Dide has the power to grow little blue bubbles from his skin, which let him stick to surfaces. Don't get too attached. Pun intended.

 

HECA NUJUBOLO

Heca Nujubolo

COOL BURN MARKS: Not shown.

I BET HE'S FUN AT SLUMBER PARTIES: Just... make sure you know where your hands are at all times.

Heca is the son of a high-ranking Galaxy Knight, and is somewhat of a spoiled brat. His magic lets him control water. He'll probably never amount to anything. He fought Gynu Ludi and dealt a serious injury to Suzigu Ludi, so they probably would never interact with him again willingly.

 

LEXONO NUJUBOLO

Lexono Nujubolo

FASHION: 100/10

TEEN NAME: Faygo Sprite

Mr. Nujubolo is the president of the local chapter of the Galaxy Knights. He has the magic ability to absorb other people's magic and take measurements on its strength - which is convenient for all sorts of plot purposes.

 

CYTH PEBA

Cyth Peba

MULTITASKING SKILLS: Decent

EXCEL PROFICIENCY: High

She's Mr. Nujubolo's assistant, which makes her a high-ranking Galaxy Knight. She's never shown or described in the story, so let's say... she has a giant tattoo on her back and carries around a trident. That's definitely accurate, probably.

 

RETROGRADE

Retrograde

BODY TYPE: Long

HOBBIES: Hiding candies inside her legs for later

Retrograde is the head of security at the Packers gang. Her ability lets her steal memories from people, mainly ones which are vital to survival. She can't control what memory she steals, so if she takes something really important like breathing, she'll give it back immediately. Probably.

 

SWIMMER GIRL

Swimmer Girl

MAXIMUM DEPTH: Well she needs to hold her breath, so probably not more than a few meters.

WHAT COLOR IS HER SWIMSUIT: Probably green.

Swimmer Girl used to be a minion working for the Packers, but now she's their leader. Her ability lets her swim in solid ground as if it was water. Enjoys being poked with needles by people of all genders!

 

VAULTER

Vaulter

ARE YOU SURE THAT'S A FLAT TOP ON HIS HEAD: Yes.

NOT SOME WEIRD DEAD CAT: Yes!!!

Vaulter is the former leader of the Packers - former is a word which here means he dead. His magic ability is that eating valuable objects temporarily makes him bigger, stronger, faster, and grants him regenerative capabilities. Kind of makes you wonder how he ever lost that chunk of his face.